
The
top 10 places America goes to have fun
Summertime
and the living is supposed to be easy, the fish should
jump, and the cotton should grow high. You won't find
cotton other than the souvenir T-shirt kind in this,
our fourth annual rating of 10 top American summer travel
destinations, but you will detect a distinctly carefree
approach to life. This year, USA WEEKEND elected to
pursue that classic summer prerogative -- good, old-fashioned
fun. In a country as high-spirited as ours, identifying
hot spots for good times was no trouble at all. The
trick came in winnowing a massive list of candidates
down to 10 high-energy finalists.
Our
fourth annual rating of 10 top American summer travel
destinations. This year, USA WEEKEND elected to pursue
that classic summer prerogative -- good, old-fashioned
fun.
Plus, past series':
10 Most Beautiful Places in America A nation blessed
with sights -- natural and man-made.
America's 10 Best Historic Landmarks Defining moments
and places in the evolution of our democracy.
10 Must-See sites: Understanding of what it means to
be American.
We started by asking travel experts, colleagues and
anyone with an informed opinion on the serious matter
of levity (which turns out to be just about everyone):
When you want to kick back, laugh, and be amazed and
entertained, where do you go? By cross-referencing their
answers, we were able to compile our list of must-see
spots, sort of a national heritage trail of fun.
The
results are by no means complete, but we hope they'll
cause you to crack a smile -- and perhaps inspire you
to follow your own bliss, wherever you find it, in this
easy-living season of fun in the sun.
1. Las Vegas
Sinatra famously sang about another city that never
sleeps, but when money was on the table, it was in Vegas
that he and his Rat Pack pals chose to set up shop.
There's a reason for that: In this shimmering desert
mirage of a metropolis, anything is possible, all the
time. Glitz and glamour, show tunes and showgirls, and
always the possibility of a big score. Over-the-top
hotels spin fantasies of New York, Paris, Egypt and
Rome, part of a joker's-wild attitude that has transformed
Las Vegas from an arid crossroads to the world's 24-hour
playground -- and America's fastest-growing city --
quicker than you can say "Jackpot!" Only here
could dancing fountains coexist with Renaissance masterpieces,
slot-playing grandmothers with professional high rollers,
and quickie marriage chapels with while-u-wait divorce
clearinghouses. The Strip promises everything to everyone,
and when it delivers it does so in the form of good
ol' cash, the lifeblood of the American dream. As another
crooner with local ties once said, "Viva Las Vegas."
2.
Iowa State Fair
Des
Moines.
Arguably the country's most storied summer festival
(it has inspired a novel, three movies, and a Rodgers
and Hammerstein musical), the Iowa State Fair is also
one of the largest and longest-running. Earning a blue
ribbon in fun year after year, this American classic
celebrates its 150th anniversary in 2004, a run that
dates back to the very earliest days of Iowa statehood.
For 11 days in August, more than a million exhibitors
and guests will pack the historic 400-acre fairgrounds
in Des Moines (the campground will become Iowa's 12th-largest
city during the fair). Hailing from most states and
many foreign countries, folks will take in rodeos, rock
concerts, tractor pulls, outhouse races, acres of midway
rides and games, and, of course, one of sculptor-in-residence
Duffy Lyon's 550-pound Butter Cow sculptures. In addition
to her legendary milk-fat bovines, Lyon traditionally
carves a second objet d'art in her chosen medium. Past
subjects have included Elvis, John Wayne and Leonardo
da Vinci's "The Last Supper." Also on the
bill is a world-class variety of food-on-a-stick. Among
the 20 or so delicacies available in lollipop form:
deep-fried Twinkies. All of which adds up to more fun
than you can, well, shake a stick at.
3.
Times Square
New York City
There's
no square there, actually -- more of a bow tie of an
intersection where Broadway crosses Seventh Avenue in
the heart of Manhattan. Before "The New York Times"
built its headquarters nearby in 1904 (and celebrated
with a New Year's Eve extravaganza), New Yorkers knew
the area as Long Acre Square. By any name, the dynamic
neighborhood has crackled with energy since its days
as a 19th-century red-light district. Theaters eventually
replaced brothels, drawing nightly crowds. By the 1920s,
Times Square boasted the country's highest concentration
of theaters. It still does. With the throngs came a
revolution in advertising, the glowing, multi-story
billboards that gave the neighborhood its first public
face and earned it the nickname "the Great White
Way" for its twinkling lights. Today the broad
intersection serves as a meeting place, media hub and
cosmopolitan entertainment district. It's where America
goes to celebrate; it's the closest thing we have to
a national town common. Even if you've never been there,
you've been there -- through countless movies and TV
shows. Some 500,000 revelers gather every Dec. 31 to
watch the famous ball drop, while another half-billion
watch the televised festivities from home. But perhaps
the happiest event ever recorded there -- or anywhere
else, for that matter -- came on Aug. 14, 1945, when
photographer Alfred Eisenstaedt snapped his famous shot
of a sailor planting a wet one on a pliant nurse to
celebrate the end of World War II. Has anyone ever had
such fun? It was a pure, uninhibited Times Square moment.
4.
Cedar Point Amusement Park Resort
Sandusky,
Ohio
The American pursuit of happiness got a big boost in
1870, when a fun-loving entrepreneur started ferry service
from Sandusky, Ohio, to a forested Lake Erie peninsula
called Cedar Point. Picnic groves and a white-sand beach
were the original attractions, soon to be complemented
by band concerts, bowling alleys and a swanky dining
hall. When the Switchback Railway opened in 1892, the
good times really started rolling. The Point's first
roller coaster propelled daredevils down a wooden track
at the delirious speed of 10 mph. Ahh, the sweet innocence
of yesteryear. Today, Cedar Point Amusement Park boasts
the planet's largest collection of roller coasters.
Among its 16 screamers: Top Thrill Dragster, a steel
behemoth that towers 420 feet in the air and whistles
down a vertical drop at 120 mph. Big and fast? Consider
this: When a coaster called Millennium Force opened
at the Point a mere four years ago, it so dwarfed anything
in existence that stunned thrill mavens coined the word
"giga-coaster" to describe it. Dragster is
110 feet taller and more than 25% faster than Millennium
Force. There's more to fun than sheer brain-numbing
speed, of course. The 364-acre Cedar Point offers the
sort of variety that makes 3 million visitors giddy
with excitement every year: 68 rides; four theaters;
the opulent 1905 Hotel Breakers, with its four-story
rotunda; miniature golf courses; a petting zoo; and
arcades. Not to mention a famous white-sand beach.
5.
Provincetown, Cape Cod
Massachusetts
Situated at the sandy tip of a cock-armed peninsula,
where Cape Cod is said to turn back to admire itself,
Provincetown exhibits all the eccentricities of an island
in the sun. Over the years this bohemian outpost has
been many things to many people. For 17th-century English
explorer Bartholomew Gosnold, it was a place so rich
in cod that he named the whole cape for them. For the
Pilgrims, it was a safe anchorage after two horrid months
at sea. For generations of painters, it's been a colony
blessed with some of the purest light in North America.
Writers from Eugene O'Neill to Norman Mailer have found
inspiration in the village's beauty -- and diversion
in her saloons and bistros. Gays and lesbians love P'town
for its open-mindedness. Tourists delight in colorful
street life that puts the fun in funky. Gourmands can
eat from one bustling end of Commercial Street to the
other. Naturalists exult in the miles of dunes, undeveloped
save for a 130-year-old lighthouse and a handful of
weathered cottages, that form Provincetown's pristine
share of the 43,604-acre Cape Cod National Seashore.
But forget the high-flown stuff of history. For most
contemporary visitors, this unique place represents
something earthy and real: the perfect little beach
town, almost brazenly endowed with wraparound water,
abundant in-town services and New England's most unforgettable
sunsets.
6.
Guadalupe River tubing
Texas Hill Country
In the rolling Hill Country of south-central
Texas, the first warm days of spring trigger an annual
migration that has no equal in nature. Thousands upon
thousands of brightly plumed bipeds leap into the Guadalupe
River, their derrieres firmly ensconced in inflatable
air bladders. We're talking river tubing, of course,
an activity that's as big in central Texas as 10-gallon
hats and hand-tooled lizard-skin cowboy boots -- and
a far sight more comfortable. No one is quite sure who
cast the first truck-tire inner tube upon the cool,
spring-fed waters of the Guadalupe, but legend has it
that the local practice inspired the famous water parks
of New Braunfels, which conveniently hugs a river bend
between Austin and San Antonio. One thing is certain:
On any given summer day, hundreds of practitioners can
be found bobbing along in no particular hurry, lassoed
as often as not to trailing tubes bearing coolers of
liquid refreshment. Over the years, dozens of outfitters
have sprung up to service the pilgrims. Float veterans
say it's all about camaraderie. As current and whim
dictate, tubers form groups, break apart, paddle ashore
for barbecues, swim, sing, and catch rays and Z's. But
mostly they just savor the sensation of having no particular
place to go, no particular time by which they have to
get there, and lots of great scenery and good fellowship
to soak up along the way.
7.
Audubon Zoo
New Orleans
The timeless fun of a day at the zoo takes an exciting
regional twist at Audubon Park, where unique habitats
include the Louisiana Swamp Exhibit. The Spanish-moss-draped
environment re-creates a gator-infested marsh, complete
with fat catfish; giant, ratlike nutria; and extremely
rare white alligators. Also at home in the zoo, located
within the Crescent City's vast Frederick Law Olmsted-designed
urban oasis: Bengal tigers, Malayan sun bears, Komodo
dragons and a baby rhino named Satchmo.
After gawking at the wildlife, hop aboard the St. Charles
Avenue streetcar (the nation's oldest continuously operating
line) for a swaying ride toward the legendary nightlife
of the French Quarter. Cradle of jazz, indulgent host
of Mardi Gras, capital of creole cooking and take-out
margaritas -- the Big Easy has been teaching the rest
of America to swing ever since the original Satchmo,
native son Louis Armstrong, honed his chops as a riverboat
musician on the mighty Mississippi. "Let the good
times roll," natives say, a sentiment that sounds
even better, sassier, in the old patois, rolling off
the tongue like a Bourbon Street hurricane on a steamy
summer night -- "Laissez les bons temps rouler."
Part French, part Spanish, part Caribbean, shaped by
African traditions, old-line gentry, and waves of Irish
and Italian immigration, New Orleans serves up a cultural
gumbo spiced with good music, good food and good spirits.
It's the sort of improbable place a poet would have
to invent if it didn't already exist, except no one
could dream up New Orleans.
8.
Disneyland
Anaheim, Calif.
"When I started on Disneyland," Walt Disney
once recalled, "my wife used to say, 'But why do
you want to build an amusement park? They're so dirty.'
I told her that was just the point -- mine wouldn't
be." Indeed, the 85-acre enchanted kingdom he opened
in 1955 wouldn't really be an amusement park at all,
but something altogether more stylish and immersive.
Fusing elements of idealized small-town America, Old
World gardens and storybook exoticism, Disneyland spins
a colorful fantasy in three dimensions. Amid fairy-tale
castles, spinning teacups and flying elephants, and
man-made landscapes so exquisitely detailed that it
can be hard to tell where reality yields to illusion,
visitors of every age discover their inner children.
After nearly half a century, Disneyland remains the
Happiest Place on Earth.
9.
National Air and Space Museum
Chantilly, Va.
By congressional mandate, it is the mission of Washington's
National Air and Space Museum to "memorialize the
national development of aviation and space flight."
To which 9 million happy visitors a year might add:
"And to inspire wonder, quicken pulses and make
spirits soar." Imagination takes flight as guests
peer inside a space capsule, get a feel for weightlessness
during an IMAX film and size up a spectacular collection
of historic aircraft. With the opening of the vast Steven
F. Udvar-Hazy Center near Dulles International Airport
in Washington's Virginia suburbs last year, the museum
now has room to really stretch its wings. The 82 flying
machines on view at the center's Aviation Hangar include
the only successful supersonic airplane ever built (the
Concorde), the fastest plane (an SR-71 Blackbird recon
plane) and the first airliner with a pressurized cabin
(the Boeing 307 Stratoliner). The James S. McDonnell
Space Hangar at the Udvar-Hazy Center, dedicated to
space exploration, houses the Gemini VII and Mercury
15B spacecraft and the shuttle Enterprise, and this
fall will begin adding other spacecraft and artifacts.
When it comes to focused fun, the sky truly is the limit
at Udvar-Hazy.
10.
Telluride, Colo.
No
one's quite sure how the name came about. It could derive
from the element tellurium, which, ironically, was never
present in the town's rich zinc, copper, gold and silver
deposits. More colorfully, some folks say it comes from
the traditional send-off given to the hard-charging
19th-century fortune hunters who populated the boomtown
-- and established its reputation as a fun-loving hideaway:
"To-hell-you-ride!" One thing everyone agrees
on is that beautiful Telluride knows how to party. Nestled
in a remote box canyon in the San Juan Mountains toward
the southern end of the Rockies, the city came into
being as a mining outpost in the 1870s. A hundred years
later, it turned over a new leaf as a champagne powder
ski resort. Now a scenic gondola connects the ski area's
chic Mountain Village resort with the original, largely
preserved Victorian town below (the whole hamlet enjoys
National Landmark status), and fun rages from sunup
to well after sundown, 365 days a year. Off the slopes,
visitors hike, bike, snowshoe, camp, fish, kayak, golf,
ice-skate and rock-climb, depending on the season. But
what really sets good-time Telluride apart from other
well-heeled mountain retreats are its festivals. The
town-wide party season kicks off in June with an internationally
renowned balloon rally, when hundreds of the humongous
contraptions take to the air at sunrise. After that,
multi-day fests come fast and furious throughout summer
and fall. Among the top draws: Bluegrass, Wild West,
Wine, Jazz and Mushroom. By the time the world-class
Telluride Film Festival pulls up stakes in September,
fresh powder typically blankets the peaks. That's the
way they like it in Telluride: Every season flows seamlessly
into the next, with never any doldrums between.
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